May 28, 2004

Carbs – 27, Me – 0

April 20, 2004 - Today I begin Atkins-ing. In no time at all I shall be healthy, svelte and bursting with energy.

April 27, 2004 - It has been a week since I started this eating program. Have lost about 5 pounds, feeling good. Breath is awful. Have lots of energy. Getting a little tired of cheese.

May 4, 2004 - Slipped a little, had to start all over again with the Induction Program. Only put on about 3 of the 9 that I lost so I am still ahead. Getting really tired of cheese.

May 11, 2004 - Have lost another 5 pounds, which is about 13 pounds in 3 weeks. Wow. Breath kink of funky. I am so tired of cheese.

May 18, 2004 - Diet is losing appeal. Still down about 13-14 pounds. I have never wanted an apple so much in my life. I am so freaking tired of cheese.

May 25, 2004 - Lost 15 pounds. Ate a cracker. Put on 15 pounds. I give. So, I'm fat, so what? My family loves me, I can still fit through a garage door and I'm fairly sure that my shoes match. I determine myself to be fine.

But, I do have to wonder- now if I leave the wrapped butter out and it melts - I can then reshape it, let it cool and it retains its shape. So, theoretically, being approximately 70% adipose tissue (fat), 20% water, 3% chemicals, minerals and other raw deposits and 7% Dove Bar, I should be able to sit out, soften and then simply redistribute everything on my person into a contour that is somewhat more pleasing. You know, sort of pull it up and push it around kind of thing. Then I could be more of an irregular polyhedron rather than the trapezium that I currently bear a striking resemblance to.

Merely a thought.

But, that's just me talking.

"We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses."
- C. J. Jung, Psychological Reflections


Posted by pamchester at May 28, 2004 12:41 PM
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